SENATOR HEZENA LEMALETIAN ENGAGED IN A TRADITIONAL CEREMONY

Senator Hezena Lemaletian has announced her engagement to Dr. Hussein M L in a traditional ceremony.

In a statement, Lemaletian revealed the elders accepted her man, “It’s a resounding yes from the elders of the clan of cows that lick fire (Quaro) to the son of the lake drinkers (Sarima). And because only sages will understand, I beg to break it down: I am officially traditionally engaged to a fine top brain, Dr. Hussein M L, the gentleman who is after my heart and is apparently sitting inside it, eating popcorn while swinging on a grandpa rocking chair.”

In a lighthearted manner, the Senator revealed that her man is made from a different fabric, one that doesn’t exist anymore. “Indeed, this marks yet another huge milestone in my life as I commit to submit and respect this son of the North.  I know many of you are waiting to hear nimeenda kwa akina ng’ombe. Sorry to disappoint you but nimeenda kwa akina Ngamia.”

 Her decision to join her life with his, symbolises a union of two largest clans from Northern Maas communities, “Here begins a happy ever after. We, HML & HML unite the two largest clans of the Northern Maas because love is the greatest of all commandments.”